Wednesday, 20 May 2009

Cakes or cookies?

LOL...the above ambiguity was not quite intended, but I couldn’t resist...I saw this on the Muse’s site recently and my jaw totally DROPPED. I knew that a lot of ladies, particularly Asian women want to have bigger busts but this?? Who else but the Japanese could come up with such a concept...*shakes head*

Of all things, F-Cup (what a name?!?) has come up with a range of cakes, cookies and even tea that contains 11 essential vitamins to enhance your breasts. I don’t think they’re available locally (I’d like to see them try getting this past our health officials or better yet, the halal product board!) or even within the region, but you can apparently order them if you reside in the US.

F-Cup Cake – comes in Soy Milk, Chocolate and Banana flavour. The instructions suggest 1-2 cakes per day to see results (they don’t say how long though!), but each box only contains 9 cakes so I’m guessing you’ll have to order quite a bit!

Funnily enough, the information on the site also says that a F cup size in Japan is like a DD cup size in the US. What on earth is that supposed to mean – that there’s different measurements of cup size in different countries? Besides, I cannot even begin to imagine what a F cup size would look like on an Asian female, taking into account that we’re somewhat shorter than our Caucasian counterparts...grossly out of proportion for sure!

F-Cup Cookies – come in Soy Milk or Pralines & Chocolate flavour. Again, all you need is 1-2 cookies daily.

F-Cup Tea – Peach flavour...also includes 20mg of Dandelion extract to stimulate the production of female hormones and supposedly promote a more feminine shape. Note to the ladies out there: Don’t ever give your guy dandelion extract!

And best of all, if you don’t have time for cookies, tea and cake, just go for the in-between, for every occasion gum!

You can have up to 3 pieces of this B2Up Bust Up gum per day...anymore and you may end up with loose bowel movements...hmm...

Each one of the cakes, cookies or tea sachets above contains 50mg of the herbal breast enhancer Pueraria Mirifica, which is reportedly supposed to give larger, fuller, firmer breasts, improved circulation and healthier hair and skin...basically your miracle cure. It’s a natural plant estrogen derivative, but err...I don’t think I’ll be indulging on these anytime soon – I’m pretty happy with what I already have!


Just had a random thought...chickens and soyabean milk are supposed to be full of estrogen right? That WOULD have the same or better effect as these (rather expensive!) ingredients for an afternoon tea. LOL...what do you ladies think? Would you actually try something like this?

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8 Comments:

At 10:12 am, May 20, 2009 , Anonymous prettybeautiful said...

i saw this in In-Q-Box one u and forum selling. LOL. i really wonder wonder whether it works or not. it is DEADLY expensive man

 
At 12:42 pm, May 20, 2009 , Anonymous Paris B said...

If its yummy and doesn't also give you F-cup hips, I might try it ROFLOL Siap with measurements before and after LOL... But I'm not a dessert person lah...

 
At 6:28 pm, May 20, 2009 , Anonymous Anonymous said...

they actually sell this is SaSa.. haha, it's quite a funny concept..

 
At 7:15 pm, May 20, 2009 , Blogger daphne said...

I've seen some blogshops carrying it... but I don't think it works that much. I mean, think of all those other calories you're consuming for the sake of F cups!

 
At 7:16 pm, May 20, 2009 , Blogger Bee said...

These have been in M'sia for ages already! :P But I don't believe in the item.
Besides, I'm happy with my boobs. If anything, I would much rather have smaller boobs! xP

 
At 8:02 pm, May 20, 2009 , Blogger LyNn said...

it's sold in SaSa and inQbox at a hiked up price.
availalbe online as well for a cheaper price.

i am not satisfied with mine but then again all this seems so scary.
if anything i would rather try the pure herbs extract. boil it up or something

 
At 9:33 pm, May 20, 2009 , Blogger Eli said...

My eyes just widened. Actually reminds me of this old article in the NST where they ran a story on a Thai masseuse who could increase your bust size by an extra cup by manipulating fatty tissue.

 
At 9:49 am, May 22, 2009 , Blogger Keziah Ann said...

lol. im keen on this one. do you think its safe to use?

 

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